hey @staff what the fresh fuck is this
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Hi ! Welcome to a place full of ramblings from an autistic weirdo with way too much time on their hands ! Here’s some blog info :
- This is a multifandoms blog focused on text posts and fanfics, with a few memes thrown into the mix.
- You can send asks related to any piece of media either talked about in posts or visible in my logo and banner, even if no mention of said media was done on the blog.
- Here’s the link to the page with all the fandom tags.
- If you’re just curious about my fics, here’s my AO3 page.
- I do not control the speed at which the special interest changes…
- This blog is a safe space. Bigots, n*zis, TERFs, p*dos etc are not welcomed here.
- Not sure if this needs to be said but obviously all pictures from the different medias seen in my PFP belong to their original owners.
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Don’t forget y’all that there’s a much better way for us to let Tumblr know what we think about specific changes, rather than @ ing staff or wip, and it’s sending in a support ticket and choosing feedback!
Tumblr reverted some of the asinine app decisions they made after a concerted feedback effort! So make sure to use this form! It’s what it’s for, but it’s not well advertised!
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“Average European country has 5 earthquakes a year” factoid actually just statistical error. Average European country has 0 earthquakes per year. Iceland Georg, who lives on an oceanic ridge and has over 1000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have be counted.
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Just a small heads up, I’ll be gone for a few days starting tomorrow, so don’t be surprised if I don’t post/reblog or reply to anything for a while.
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mettaton and alphys are literally like. alphys thinks mettaton doesn't care about her anymore but he was 100% down to drop everything to help her carry out an elaborate facade involving complex puzzles and traps, memorizing lines, setting up whole sets, and planning a ton of stuff ahead of time just to make a human like her. he did it AND helped her with her lines even though he CLEARLY found it boring and it lost him viewers. he gave her a poster when he premiered on tv and wrote "thank you for making my dreams come true" on the flap. she hung it on her wall and never took it down. even when she was watching him die she never revealed his old identity. in return he never told a soul about the amalgamates even though he was horrified by the whole situation and resented alphys for it. a secret for a secret. they don't talk anymore. they know more about each other than maybe anyone. he teases her about her crushes with a surprise question on the quiz show she asked him to make. just to fluster her. she tells him about her crushes. she tells him so many things. he doesn't need to tell her anything. she already knows. he thinks she's a liar and a coward and utterly pathetic. he has been lying his whole life. everyone he loves is pathetic. she invites him over to undyne's house with her. she made his dreams come true. he made her dreams come true.
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Happy disability pride month to all my physically disabled people! Wether you:
- Are chronically ill
- Are in chronic pain
- Have reduced mobility
- Need a wheelchair for whatever reason
- Wish you had a wheelchair but can't get one
- Have a tremor
- Are a spoonie
- Have reduced visibility or are blind
- Have reduced hearing or are deaf/Deaf
- Have an autoimmune disorder
- Have a skin condition
- Have something else physically wrong with you but you just can't figure out what
- Have some other kind of physical disability that I didn't think of/add here (feel free to put in the tags if you are comfortable doing so)
Don't let the world forget about us this July! We are here, we aren't going away any time soon!
[image ID: the updated disability pride flag. A dark grey background with 5 stripes on it, going diagonally from the top left corner to the bottom right corner. From top to bottom the stripes are coloured: green, blue, white, yellow, red. End ID]
(yes, mentally disabled people also fall under disability pride month but this post is meant to celebrate physically disabled people, please don't derail)
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PSA: bot comments are taking over ao3
The above examples have been provided with the authors' permission to demonstrate what these look like.
Basic rundown:
- They are all 3 sentences long
- Perfect grammar, capitalization, and punctuation
- Like absolutely flawless English teacher-style writing with only a single exclamation mark, ever
- No mentions whatsoever of character names, settings, situations, or anything that could be tied to the story
- The usernames may be identical to people who exist on ao3, but the name is not clickable, and no profile is associated with it EXCEPT when you directly search for that name. What this means: the comments come from an unregistered (not logged in) reader, bots scrape the site for real usernames, attach that to the comment, and post
Please spread the word about this so authors can filter comments and report them accordingly
There has been some speculation about why this is happening at all, and the best guess is that this is a feature that AI-training story-scraping tools are implementing to try and make their browsing traffic look legitimate
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BTW... PSA.... even if we arent mutuals if youre in my notes regularly theres a Very high chance i am still fond of you. yes im vaguing someones tags on the compliment the person u rbed this from post. but like. positive vaguing? THE POINT IS im weird abt following ppl but IM STILL SENDING U FOND VIBES...
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The more I think about Mario being transmasc, the more I’m getting some dumb small ideas.
Like imagine him saying he needs a new name but needs something he’ll be sure to remember, only for Luigi to jokingly say he should call himself “Mario” that way he wouldn’t forget (since it’s their last name), and Mario immediately goes “Luigi you’re a genius !”, taking the suggestion 100% seriously.
Or Mario being hesitant to bring it up with Pauline because that’s his lesbian gf and he likes being with her but Luigi reminds him that he can’t spend the rest of his life lying to himself just for this relationship, plus there could be other small issues that made Mario and Pauline consider that maybe they’re better off as friends. In the end, Pauline is very accepting and the two remain close friends; also Pauline would probably support Mario throughout his transition, while Mario would start playing wingman for her if anybody new catches her eye.
Also, before Mario came out, Pauline going around with what she thinks to be her cool small chubby butch gf. <3
And going back to Mario figuring himself out, him starting to cut his hair and halfway through grabbing a razor he decides to ask for Luigi’s help before he does something stupid with his hair. Luigi puts that razor down and cuts + helps styling Mario’s hair like his. On that note, Luigi teaching Mario how to groom his eventual mustache.
Sometime after going into the Mushroom Kingdom, Mario realizing he needs HRT and awkwardly tries to bring it up to Peach. Cue Mario discovering how gender works with Toads (and being low-key relieved how easy getting HRT will be as a result).
Also when Mario brings it up to Peach she’s like “oh so humans are like Koopas !” (note that I see Peach as a Toad whose appearance is due to her gem + Toads have no concept of male or female, hence humans being closer to Koopas in that regard).
Cue a similar talk later on about the differences when it comes to reproduction with Mario being very awkward talking about it and using the first opportunity when Peach brings up Koopas to say “yes, exactly like Koopas !” happy he doesn’t have to explain further.
Also also the first time they meet Daisy and the topic of dating comes up Mario says he has an ex who he broke up with because she only likes girls, awkwardly hinting that he’s trans. Cue Daisy gushing about how she went through the same path of discovering who you are in early adulthood rather than teenagerhood (Prince Haru’s design is Daisy before transitioning, I mean come on).
Not sure what his deadname would be but for this one I really want to go with “completely different and unrelated name”. And yeah I guess it could fit for him to have an “M” already and change its significance, but at the same time I could definitely see him have a different letter and when he comes out one of his parents make a new hat with an “M” on it, something along those lines.
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Minor spoilers for a cutscene in Mario + Rabbids DLC The Last Spark Hunter :
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Unpopular shipping headcanons/opinions for Sam and Max:
- I don’t particularly dislike Sybil and Abe being together, though it’s mostly because I’m not very into their relationship. Hell I keep forgetting Abe exists whenever I make a list of all characters (ngl he’s pretty forgettable 😅). Also the “dysfunctional straight couple” trope is a thing I’m very used to, mostly because like 90% of movies/TV shows/etc use it, so while I agree that Sybil deserves better, their relationship doesn’t bother me.
- Likewise, I don’t ship Sybil with Superball because I don’t find them to be very compatible. Idk, I feel like Sybil wants a man who gives her time and attention, like she kinda has that idea of what a perfect relationship is like. While Superball on the other hand is a lot more career-focused and to-the-point when talking. Plus, I’m not sure if Sybil can get used to the way Superball expresses his emotions differently.
- While I wouldn’t say that I ship it, if I had to pair Superball with anybody, it would be with Mama Bosco. Not only because they’re both career-focused but also because we know Mama Bosco wants a man who treats her as a person and doesn’t drool all around her, and I feel like Superball can give her that. Again, idk. I just think they have the potential for good chemistry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
And if you want shipping arguments coming from the game, there’s not a lot to go by but it’s worth noting that in 204, when asking Superball if he saw Mama Bosco, he comments that he admired her spirit, and in 305 Mama Bosco is the only one going after Superball when he runs away crying. It’s also implied that they have some offscreen interactions in 301.
- I don’t ship Sameth and Maximus due to the fact that, if they were to be a couple while still having their wives and kids, then their children would technically be step-siblings. And if you go down the family line a bit, it technically makes Sam and Max cousins, which is a bit of a yikes for me.
Btw no hate whatsoever to the people who ship them, I 100% understand why you would, and the line “you could do with some female company. I hate to say it but people are beginning to talk” definitely says a lot about those two and their relationship. It’s just that I overthink the implications of their relationship and it makes me uncomfortable.
That being said, I do like the idea of them being both queer. And given that they lived in the late 1800s and early 1900s, I could definitely see a scenario of both of them being into guys and maybe even finding each other attractive, but they never realized those feelings, they just assumed every guy found other guys attractive.
- The Narrator/Superego has feelings for Sam. After all, he’s Max.
- Max doesn’t just have a crush on Hugh Bliss, he was genuinely in love with the guy (I swear Telltale Max is the reason why I see both him and Sam as poly) and would’ve asked Sam for his permission to ask Hugh out had the whole moon situation happened a few months later.
And if you’re asking, Hugh Bliss doesn’t give a shit about Max, though he possibly realized Max liked him and used it to his advantage (that scene when he separates Max’s bliss has him drop Max’s defense by sweet-talking to him).
(Also Max is genuinely in love with Flint Paper as well, just like Sam is, but that’s not an unpopular headcanon)
- Sam is omnisexual because why not. I mean given the world they live in, “being in love with people regardless of gender while still acknowledging said gender” fits Sam pretty well.
- Despite not being straight, Sam is uncomfortable with dating anything other than women. This is due to him growing up in the 70s on top of seeing Max getting heavily bullied for not showing attraction to women. And given how insecure Sam can be, especially Telltale Sam, I could see him prefer to date women, though there are some exceptions like Max obviously but also his admiration for Flint, which he doesn’t hide. And given the dialogue about finding Peppers sexy, I could definitely see him be comfortable talking about his attraction for men with Max specifically.
- While I tend to call Max gay due to being more focused on the Telltale trilogy, I’d argue that any other media outside of Telltale show Max as aromantic homosexual. And because I feel like explaining :
- In the comics, Max’s romantic life is never brought up. We just know that he doesn’t like girls and have played in stag movies, which are aimed at a male audience. Btw him being a sex worker has nothing to do with his sexuality, as dating life and sex experience have nothing to do with one’s sexuality. That being said him working for a male audience means that he either wanted men to look at him, or he wanted men to focus less on him (by looking at the women instead).
- In “Hit the Road”, Max shows some disgust about Bruno’s relationship with Trixie and there’s yet again the “doesn’t like girls” joke. But at the same time there’s a few romantic jokes between him and Sam, showing that Max gravitates towards men.
- In “This Time it’s Virtual”, the only hint of Max’s sexuality is the corndog joke, hinting a sexual liking for men. Max is also yet again shown at the entrance of the tunnel of love to find romance gross.
- In the Cartoon, Max is straight-up afraid of romance, but yet again he’s hinted to be in a relationship with Sam who he’s implied to have sex with (bonus mention for Cartoon Max being the most explicitly a masochist), plus shows some interest for Mack Salmond and his sidekick.
So overall, Max barely ever talks about romance and when he does it’s in a negative light. At the same time, he’s shown to have a consistent interest for men, but most of it is through sex jokes (his interest for Mack Salmond could also be seen as more sexual than romantic, at least I think ?). It’s also worth pointing out that aro people can date, hence his relationship with Sam.
Tbh “Sam and Max are in a queerplatonic relationship” is probably the truest canon statement regarding their relationship given how it’s presented as an incredibly strong friendship that “transcends the notions of marriage and dating”.
So yeah, while Telltale Max is very explicitly gay and is even shown to enjoy the concept of romance to some degree (he gets involved in Sybil’s relationship and by the end of S2 cares more about it than Sam does), the other versions of his character seem to be more likely on the aro spectrum, especially the Cartoon version.









